﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>AnGeL_Of_MuSic's Xanga</title><link>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/</link><description>Latest Xanga weblog from AnGeL_Of_MuSic</description><language>en-us</language><ttl>60</ttl><image><title>The Weblog Community</title><url>http://s.xanga.com/images/xangalogobutton.gif</url><link>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/</link></image><item><title>Tuesday, June 15, 2004</title><link>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/99202314/item/</link><guid>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/99202314/item/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2004 20:08:13 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;Created two new Blogrings!!&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;If YOU GO TO ACSM or belong to a chapter of &amp;nbsp;MENC /&amp;nbsp; Tri M/ CMENC ...please join them&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;-THANKS!! &amp;lt;3&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/99202314/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Tuesday, June 08, 2004</title><link>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/96860091/item/</link><guid>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/96860091/item/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2004 19:38:07 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;All I can say is THANK YOU!!!!!!!&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;certain people know what I am talking about!&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;lt;3&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Soooo HAPPY!!!!!!&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/96860091/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Thursday, May 27, 2004</title><link>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/93138719/item/</link><guid>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/93138719/item/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2004 21:56:01 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;AWESOME NEWS!!!&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;My School voted for ME to be the next secretary for my MENC CHAPTER 504!!!&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;WHAHOOO!! I am so excited..this is my first Political Office!! It's Soo Cool When People Believe in You..and College is the first time...that a lot of people really believed in ME...I feel so Loved =]...&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;I have a lot of ideas for improving my MENC chapter ..on paper these ideas seem good I don't know how well they will be when I try to enact them..but We'll See...I AM SOOOOO EXCITED!!!! SOO MUCH POTENTIAL..FOR A WONDERFUL MENC SEASON NEXT TERM..I CAN'T WAIT!!&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;-PLUS. [Imani] is trying to start a chapter of MU PHI EPSILON at our school..so hopefully that should start next term..VERY EXCITING!!!&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;-Even though I haven't made many posts --I have been visiting this site and reviewing past entries..reflecting ..on how I've grown as a person....&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Actually i'm rather pleased with the support I've received from you guys...&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;I would Like to thank all the people who really care - I would not be the same without YOu..&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;I truly am everything I am.."Because &lt;STRONG&gt;YOU&lt;/STRONG&gt; loved Me"&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;-P.S. Today was Sort of Surreal...&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;I went to school to practice for my singing final..worrying that I would not have a free practice room or piano to practice on..when I got to school there must have been at least a100 baby grands and uprights lining the hallways of my school..It WAS VERY COOL...=]&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;-Because some people make stupid comments when they post..I will not allow comments to be posted anymore..If You have something intelligent to say..You can write it in the non- xanga guestbook above..[or comment about it on my private Xanga site] This site is a memorial..I don't want to dishonor Mr.Leone's memory would stupid people's comments] however I will continue to update and make posts..as I have time and when I have new music things to say..thanks once again to all who care..&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/93138719/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Thursday, April 08, 2004</title><link>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/78530162/item/</link><guid>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/78530162/item/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2004 12:53:22 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;I haven't posted in a long time. I'm sorry. I've been busy.&amp;nbsp; I originally wanted a site I guess to get people to comment on but now..I think I would rather have site..where people can just visit.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;I will have more Music news to post soon probablly at the end of May.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;-this site is currently under construction.&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/78530162/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Monday, February 23, 2004</title><link>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/65467028/item/</link><guid>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/65467028/item/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2004 21:26:31 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;Music Humor...&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Actual Conversation In Wind Ensemble Class&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Situation: members of wind ensemble are tuning their instruments to a machine..and Somebody is holding the machine and telling them whether they are in tune or not..&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;person # 1: Great News!&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;person #2: What? you mean I'm perfectly in tune?&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;person #1: No, you're way Flat...&amp;nbsp; I just saved a bunch of money by Switching to Geico...&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;HAHAHAHAHAHA =]&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Ah...We are sick Puppies..we are&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;----&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;The other day In Sight singing..our teacher was absent.. and our substitute told us this...&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Substitute: "I gradauated from ACSM [our school] without ever taking Sightsinging &amp;amp; Dict &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Entire Class: Why? How did you get out of it?&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Substitute: [spoken with Asian accent] i dunno..I think ...I think..it's it's because I have a Cute Butt...HAHAHA =]&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Important Date to NOTE!!&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Edit//:&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;MENC BENEFIT CONCERT&lt;/STRONG&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;EM&gt;March 18th&lt;/EM&gt;..I will probablly be performing in it again..[ it will probablly be 7pm-9:30 ish at night tickets are probablly $6 or $7.00 at most $10. but I think they probablly are more around $6 or $7&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Location: Queens College Lefrak Concert Hall in the New Music Building&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/65467028/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Monday, February 09, 2004</title><link>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/62719825/item/</link><guid>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/62719825/item/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2004 19:21:12 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;today was a sucky day&lt;IMG height=15 src="http://www.xanga.com/Images/sad.gif" width=15&gt;&amp;nbsp;..Mondays usually are.. [sigh]&amp;nbsp; at least its a three day week..and...so is next week..Brighter Days are Ahead&lt;IMG height=15 src="http://www.xanga.com/Images/pleased.gif" width=15&gt;&amp;nbsp;[i can feel it] &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;I'm at school right now..[no i'm not cutting class..I just finished class for the day...today was extremely tough..new parts given out in Wind Ensemble..singing class..really hard today..tough exercises..really challenging..its good though..=] &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;-I Think the guy's name is Matt [ saxophone..not trumpet Matt..different&amp;nbsp; Matt] hehe..at first impression i didnt like him..but&amp;nbsp; he was super funny this morning in wind ensemble and singing..HAh.recounting our old high school band memories..=] Lots of laughs...Hehe&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Good Memories...&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;- This morning in windensemble there was a tuner incident..MUAHAHA..some people borrowed my tuner to tune the whol band and they didn't know hoe to use it and we wasted a half and hour just tuning!! ARGH.. stupid people suck hehe&lt;IMG height=15 src="http://www.xanga.com/Images/laughing.gif" width=15&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;-Saw Ever After Last night..again....and Finally Taped "You've Got Mail" =] great movies!!&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;-American Idol-- I now watch the show to give me confidence..HEHE..I think I will tape the episodes...Lol..and when I become a JHS teacher show them at auditions and say if this is you..Please you the exit..MUAHAHA..=] remember Helping out at Bayside Auditions..and all those stupid people?HAHA&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/62719825/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Tuesday, January 27, 2004</title><link>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/59473158/item/</link><guid>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/59473158/item/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2004 22:22:46 GMT</pubDate><description>Music Educator: A Rare Species&lt;BR&gt;Instructorus Musicas&lt;BR&gt;Passionate about making music, these multi-talented mammals are driven by the instinct to make a difference. Their natural habitat is the music room, where they can be found feeding on their student's curiousity and excitement. Though Normally characterized as having a kind and gentle nature, they can react negatively when provoked by rabid aggressors, such as the Administrati Budgetcutus. &lt;IMG height=15 src="http://www.xanga.com/Images/smiley5.gif" width=15&gt;&lt;IMG height=15 src="http://www.xanga.com/Images/smiley3.gif" width=15&gt;&lt;IMG height=15 src="http://www.xanga.com/Images/smiley4.gif" width=15&gt;O&lt;IMG height=15 src="http://www.xanga.com/Images/smiley1.gif" width=15&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Haha..I found this in My MENC magazine..it was so Hilarious..I just had to share it</description><comments>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/59473158/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Tuesday, January 20, 2004</title><link>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/57692816/item/</link><guid>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/57692816/item/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2004 18:15:39 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;Currently listening to:&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Someone To Watch Over Me Lyrics&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Artist(Band):&lt;B&gt;Ella Fitzgerald&lt;/B&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/PrintLyric?OpenPage&amp;amp;Punid=71D0964323D4F6A148256AAB000A541A" target=_blank&gt;&lt;FONT color=#666699 size=1&gt;(Print the Lyrics)&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;
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&lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;Someone To Watch Over Me&lt;/B&gt;&lt;B&gt; Lyrics&lt;/B&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;There's a saying old, says that love is blind&lt;BR&gt;Still we're often told, "seek and ye shall find"&lt;BR&gt;So I'm going to seek a certain lad I've had in mind&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Looking everywhere, haven't found him yet&lt;BR&gt;He's the big affair I cannot forget&lt;BR&gt;Only man I ever think of with regret&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;I'd like to add his initial to my monogram&lt;BR&gt;Tell me, where is the shepherd for this lost lamb?&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;There's a somebody I'm longin' to see&lt;BR&gt;I hope that he, turns out to be&lt;BR&gt;Someone who'll watch over me&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;I'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood&lt;BR&gt;I know I could, always be good&lt;BR&gt;To one who'll watch over me&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Although he may not be the man some&lt;BR&gt;Girls think of as handsome&lt;BR&gt;To my heart he carries the key&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Won't you tell him please to put on some speed&lt;BR&gt;Follow my lead, oh, how I need&lt;BR&gt;Someone to watch over me&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;(bridge)&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Won't you tell him please to put on some speed&lt;BR&gt;Follow my lead, oh, how I need&lt;BR&gt;Someone to watch over me&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Someone to watch over me&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/57692816/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Tuesday, January 20, 2004</title><link>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/57679730/item/</link><guid>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/57679730/item/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2004 16:20:16 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;By Request from &lt;A href="http://www.xanga.com/Saxophone" target="_new"&gt;Saxophone&lt;/A&gt;&amp;nbsp; I have some Saxophone Jokes Enjoy!&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Btw..the YES!! Of the previous comment stood for a job offer I got to teach Flute in a children's music school! As You Can See I WAS EXCITED!!&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;CENTER&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;&lt;FONT size=+2&gt;Saxophone Jokes&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;"You're made of brass and you have a wooden reed. You're hybrids. You're mutants!" - Mr. Noworyta&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;How can you tell that the sax section is in tune?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Pigs are flying.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;Where can you find a whole bunch of sax players pretending to be practicing?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; A saxional.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;Why shouldn't you trust sax players?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Because they're too saxophony.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;When should a saxophonist change his reed?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Whenever a difficult section comes up in the music score.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;Why do we have so much trouble with air pollution in the world?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; So much of it has passed through saxophones.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;How does a saxophone recital end?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; "Excuse me, sir. Wake up, the concert's over."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;You're in a room with Saddam Hussein, Fidel Castro, and a sax player. You have a gun but only two bullets. What do you do?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Shoot the sax player twice . . . just to be sure.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;Why should you never drive a roof nail with a saxophone?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; You might bend the nail.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;Why did Adolph Sax invent the saxophone?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He hated mankind but couldn't build a atom bomb.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; 
&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;The reason why so many weird noises comes out of the business end of saxophones is that Mr. Sax never issued any instructions on how to use them. Contrary to popular belief the saxophones are percussion instruments and meant to be beaten by hammers.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;Large hammers.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; 
&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;Did you know Adolph Sax invented the saxophone as a joke?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I'm surprised so few people have gotten it.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;What did the band leader say to sax player?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Can you play solo? So low we can't hear you?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; 
&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;One day a saxophone player was driving down the freeway when he hit two flute players who were crossing the road. One went through the windshield and the other flew about thirty feet down the road. When the policeman interviewed him, he said, "Oh, you're a sax player too, huh? Well, I think I know how we can get these two flutists. I can arrest one for breaking and entering and the other for leaving the scene of the crime."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; 
&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;There's nothing I like better than the sound of a saxophone, unless of course it's the sound of a chicken caught in a vacuum cleaner.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; 
&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;A man went into a novelty shop and saw an item that caught his fancy almost immediately. It was a stuffed rat. The man couldn't take his eyes off it, and finally asked how much it cost. The answer was, "$79.95, but if you buy it, you can't return it for any reason." The man thought this was a bit odd, but he was really taken by the stuffed rat so he bought it. As he headed down the street with the stuffed rat, several live rats started following him. He thought this was really odd, but he kept walking. Within a few blocks, he had a huge pack of rats behind him. When he got to a river, he threw the stuffed rat into the river, and all the live rats jumped into the river and drowned. The man returned to the shop. As soon as he walked in, the owner said, "I told you you couldn't return the stuffed rat!" The man said, "No! I don't want to return it! I was wondering if you had any stuffed saxophonists!"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; 
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&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;Why don't sax players like playing soprano?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; There's no place to hide your drugs.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; 
&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;As a guy walks through a forest, a fairy suddenly appears and offers him a free wish, whatever it might be. So he takes out a pocket atlas and points to different continents: "See, here, there's suffering, there, there's hunger and over there, people are tortured. I want all people to be free and healthy! Can you do that?" The fairy sighs and says, "Well, this is very hard, even for me. Is there a chance that you can come up with another wish instead that would make it a little easier?" The guy answers, "As a matter of fact, there is. See, I play soprano saxophone, and I have a hard time with the intonation in the upper register. Do you think you could-" "Okay, okay, let's look at your atlas one more time . . ."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; 
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&lt;CENTER&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;"Just think of the altos as the trumpets of the woodwind section." - Anna the bassoonist&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;Why did the lead alto player play so many wrong notes?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Because he thought the key signature was a suggestion.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;Why can't alto saxophonists stay married?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Blaming it on the reed doesn't work.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; 
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&lt;CENTER&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;"Tenor: the best sax you've ever had." - Angel the tenor player&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;Which is the ideal place to practice on a tenor saxophone?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; A: In Saddam Husseins bedroom.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; B: Five fathoms under the surface of the Pacific Ocean.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; C: In a deserted coal mine.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; D: None of the above.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;Correct answer: D: None of the above. A tenor player never, never practices. The risk of learning to play is too great.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; 
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&lt;CENTER&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;"Eighth notes?!! On a bari part?!! *gasp!*" - Jeff the bari player&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;What did the conductor say to the bari sax player?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial,Helvetica&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; "Can you play tenor? Ten or twelve miles away?"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; 
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&lt;HR width="100%"&gt;</description><comments>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/57679730/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Saturday, January 17, 2004</title><link>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/56990984/item/</link><guid>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/56990984/item/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2004 19:14:53 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;FONT color=#0000ff size=7&gt;YES!!!&lt;/FONT&gt;</description><comments>http://angel-of-music.xanga.com/56990984/item/#firstcomment</comments></item></channel></rss>